- 1 busy Commando kid, bottled into a booster seat
- 2 toy Army trucks that make a lot of noise every time you push a certain button—keep them just out of mom’s reach
- 3 CDs of favorite marching orders—but insist on playing the one song about fire trucks and police cars over and over and over
- 4 different flavors of rations—none of them will be what you wanted. Insist mom stop at the next truck stop for the licorice that you meant to ask for
- 5 stops to move your legs, and five fights to keep from getting strapped back in that seat
- 6 different road games, such as: counting trucks (80 seems to be the upper limit); the alphabet game (it’s hard to find V); I spy; who can kick mommy’s chair the most (Commando always wins); do I have to stop this car and give you a timeout? (mom always wins); who can be quiet the longest (it’s a draw if you start kicking the seat again)…
- 7 markers fallen on the floor, including the one you MUST have to finish your picture of the policeman
- 8 steps in the directions to help mommy find the black marker behind her seat without looking
- 9 toy army men launching kamikaze automobile missions out the window of the car
- 10 times an hour asking “Are we there yet?”
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Commandos on the Road
Recipe for a successful Commando road trip. Add to smallish, 2002 vintage, four-door sedan full of necessary rations, camouflage, and battle plans for storming Seattle's playgrounds:
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